WCW Saturday Night Interactive! – 30.03.1996
Whilst it is a shame that I get to view some John Tenta action at a time when he was billed from ‘Tsunami’ and pretending to be a shark, I’ve always had a soft spot for Tenta. It is unsurprising really, due to my WWF fandom back in the day, as The Natural Disasters looked huge to my childish eyes, and that was all that was necessary to enthral me when I was younger. Though they weren’t the most exciting team in the world, Tenta was always solid in the ring and was a legitimate big-man threat whenever he needed to be.
He was also part of my first ever live experience as a wrestling fan. TWA Wrestlexpress, a show that was originally billed as being run in the Coventry Skydome, only to eventually tumble off of a cliff and be held in a small leisure centre in Dagenham. My Dad bought tickets the week before on a whim and we got to see luminaries like Steve Corino, The Sandman and Horace Hogan, whilst Tenta teamed with Justin Star against Flash Barker and Klondyke Kate. It was amazing to see the man in person, even if the event was such a smaller scale than was originally planned.
This match follows the Tower of Doom match at Uncensored, so Lex Luger has nailed his colours to the mast and got rid of Jimmy Hart and is a face…at least for now. This is the second Shark vs Lex Luger match within a year on Saturday Night, Lex Luger winning the 1st match after Meng (…I’m not sure why) kicked Shark in the back of the head. The match in 1995 was the best part of twelve minutes long; this one is barely given three.
The intrigue I have for the match isn’t about who will win, as Luger will clearly get the victory and retain his WCW TV Title – it is more about how Shark will be defeated. In terms of body shape, Tenta doesn’t have a body that looks like it would be easy to Torture Rack, so at least I have that prospect to look forward to. Shark attacks before Luger is ready, setting the tone for the rest of the match, as the majority is an extended Luger beatdown. This was always going to be a match of punches and kicks, though Tenta does nail Luger in the chest with a couple of big headbutts. Luger has the briefest comeback, but the men channel Andre vs Hogan and Shark almost gets the three count after Luger is unable to complete a slam, letting Tenta come crashing down hard on his chest.
A wrestler like Tenta earns the right to be called ‘methodical’ rather than ‘slow’, and the match is pretty methodical when Tenta is on the attack. A nice bodyslam in the middle of the ring is the normal set-up for Tenta’s running sitdown splash (which I’m assuming is called the Shark Attack in WCW) across his career, though the ending doesn’t allow for this to be the case. Tenta goes to grab Luger, who quickly slaps him in a small package for the 1,2,3. No Torture Rack. Shame. Nothing really going on in this match at all, which is also a shame.
Attached is a Lex Luger promo, discussing his decisions over the past few weeks with regards to Jimmy Hart. Standard stuff really, but gives a broader view of the angle that is playing out.
What else did I see: The Giant managed to catch a flying Big Bubba Rogers off of the top rope and slam him. As feats of strength (and balance) go, it was very impressive. Pity the following chokeslam looked pretty awful…
WCW Saturday Night Results:
3/27/96; Rome, GA; Forum
3/30/96:
Arn Anderson defeated Steve Armstrong
Jim Duggan defeated Dave Taylor (w/ Jeeves)
The Booty Man (w/ the Booty Babe) defeated Maxx Muscle
Eddie Guerrero defeated Devon Storm
Harlem Heat defeated St. Buddy Lee Parker & Lt. James Earl when Booker T pinned Earl
WCW TV Champion Lex Luger defeated the Shark
WCW US Champion Konnan defeated Pat Tanaka
The Belfast Bruiser defeated Bobby Eaton
The Giant defeated Big Bubba
Marcus Alexander Bagwell & Scotty Riggs defeated Meng & the Barbarian when Riggs pinned Barbarian
Sting defeated Hugh Morrus
WCW World Champion Ric Flair (w/ Elizabeth) defeated Dick Slater (w/ Col. Rob Parker)